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Winter (gezze ask that in the middle of a heat wave) lol

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A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big, trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home." He continues, crying even harder. "Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."

What is the…difference between a poker player and a dog?

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.



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I recently wrote this in "Axman's Corner" at DrCheckRaise.com:

"If you play a negative-expectation game, don't be a long-term player. Instead, try to maximize your exposure to positive events, and minimize your exposure to negative events. If you're losing (e.g., one-half of your session bankroll), don't keep playing trying to get back to even. If you're winning, set a reasonable profit goal (e.g., 10%), and lock up some of it (e.g., 50%), or all of it, when you reach your goal. It's OK to quit, or to set a new profit goal and continue to play with the unlocked portion of your profit. Don't keep playing if you drop below your goal; you can also drop down in stakes."

When I wrote this, I had in mind the typical casino games where the house always has an edge over the player, e.g., craps. A few games, like video poker (maybe blackjack), can have a long-term positive expectation if played optimally and/or with sufficient casino comps.

Everyone will have to decide for themselves if they have a long-term positive expectation from playing poker.

P.S. Those %'s may be too conservative for some, but are in fact based on the suggestions of John Patrick in his books on casino gambling, especially craps.

good luck on rebuild. #$$##@@@ hackers. glad to see you back up, as hard as you work
you shouldnt have to deal with this garbage.frogbreath